LACEY~! becomes the ANDERSON~! you most want to put the BLAST ON~! EBESSAN! Hardcore Icon! AUSTIN ARIES! Blows up real good! RING CREW EXPRESS! Station! BRYAN DANIELSON! American Werewolf in Elizabeth! PRINCE NANA! Is considered GENIUS~! in France! Your REXPLEX MEMORIAL EDITION of the ROH 2/19/05 Road Report!
LuchaLibreJucio Final ROAD REPORT, 12/17/04
RAY~! has a cold~! PETE~! has a job~! RUSH MARGERA~! tries to top the bumps for THE ASS PUNCH~! RODERICK STRONG~! and SUPER DRAGON~! try to OUT DICK~! each other~! TEDDY~! needs the MING VASE PANTS~! SANTA CLAUS~! conquers RAHWAY~! RAY~! isn't good at the ~!'s. So here's the JAPW 12/10/04 Road Report from Rahway, NJ~!
SEXXXY EDDY~! wears disturbingly TINY PANTS~! BEEF WELLINGTON~! has a cute GIRLFRIEND~! FLOJO KI~! is THORG LIFE~! SUPER DRAGON~! is denied his chance to be #1 on THAT LIST~! we sometimes do~! TEDDY HART~! dresses as a drowned ARBY'S OVENMIT~! PETE~! usually does the ~!'s~! and didn't go to the show~! So here's the Road Report for the JAPW Show in Rahway, NJ 10/30/04~!
MONTREAL! Wrestling hotbed! SUPER DRAGON~! comes with in a foot of becoming YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER~! SONJAY DUTT~! fucks up his ARM~! TRENT ACID~! and DAN MAFF~! BUILD SHIT~! JOHNNY D~! tries to rescue PRESIDENT RONNIE~! HOMICIDE~! steals Teddy Hart and Jack Evans' SNEAKERS~! JAY LETHAL'S DAD! Hard man! and other stuff we saw at the JAPW 7th Anniversary Show in Rahway, NJ 9/18/04
JAY LETHAL! Breaks out! VADER! Gets a free pass! DAN MAFF! Lonely man! HURRICANE JOHN WALTERS! Uhh... um... er... THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM! Are better than you! JOHNNY D! Ain'tnuthin' to fuck with! JAPW 6/5/04!
SHAWN DAIVARI! don't know what you can find, why don't you go with him on a MAGIC CARPET RIDE~! AUSTIN ARIES! is Back on the CHAIN (WRESTLING) GANG~! NICHO! is back! The man behind the MASK~! JAPANESE POOL BOY! says GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD~! LOW-KI! Might as well JUMP~! MIKE JOHNSON'S BUS CREW! NO! We ain'tgonna TAKE IT~! TRENT ACID! and TEDDY HART! They're WALKIN'~! YES INDEED~! The 2004 SUPER 8 and 2ND HALF OF 4/3/04 CZW REVIEW!
Juster Atlanta Lucha Show Road Report, Day 2
THE TEDDY HART EXPERIENCE! Comes to Rahway! HOMICIDE! Pours a 40 for him! DA HIT SQUAD! Explode! RODERICK STRONG! King of Backbreakers! BALLS MAHONEY! Strongest Fighter! KID KAOS! Patchwork man! And other stuff from the wondrous 2/28 JAPW show!
KAZ HAYASHI~! Is feeling it~! HOMICIDE~! Tattoos SATOSHI KOJIMA'S~! chest~! REV RAY~! Turns into IKEDA-KUN~! Right before your eyes~! XAVIER~! loads up the truck and moves to BEVERLY~! POGO PETE~! Makes TURMERIC STORM~! Crack up~! ARASHI~! Makes our day and DEAN~! Makes a surprise appearance and makes Arashi's day~! JULIUS SMOKES~! Is the world's greatest second~! THE GREAT MUTA~! Walks like a 80 year old man~! And other stuff we saw at the ROH 12/27/03 EVENING SHOW~!
KAZ HAYASHI~! Is feeling it~! HOMICIDE~! Tattoos SATOSHI KOJIMA'S~! chest~! REV RAY~! Turns into IKEDA-KUN~! Right before your eyes~! XAVIER~! loads up the truck and moves to BEVERLY~! POGO PETE~! Makes TURMERIC STORM~! Crack up~! ARASHI~! Makes our day and DEAN~! Makes a surprise appearance and makes Arashi's day~! JULIUS SMOKES~! Is the world's greatest second~! THE GREAT MUTA~! Walks like a 80 year old man~! And other stuff we saw at the ROH 12/27/03 AFTERNOON SHOW~!
AJ STYLES! and CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! tear it up! DAN MAFF! is a PIMP~! EDDIE THOMAS! New hero! SKINHEAD IVAN! doesn't cost JAPW the building! THE NEXT GENERATION! aren't the jobbers you're looking for! SUGAA BOY! won't shut the fuck up! GENKI HORIGUCHI! is still yo daddy! And more from the JAPW 12/13/03 show in Rahway, NJ.
ULTIMO GUERRERO! rule the universe! DAHHHH
DAAHHHHHHH *ding* LA FAMILIA DE TIJUANA! accessorize
like motherfuckers! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding*
SCORPIO JR! is THE GAME~! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH
*ding* TARO! pushes the button! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH
*ding* MIKE TOBIN! brings the freaky matwork!
DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* KRIS KLOSS! will
make you JUMP JUMP~! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* Confused? You won't be after
reading the Michinoku Playaz' review of
the LXW 11/15/03 show! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding*
World's greatest HEADHUNTER! AL SNOW! New hero! MONSTA MACK! Makes weight!
NICK BERK! Still won't hit the freaking Berkoset!
DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELZ! Champions of the Universe! ARIEL! Zaftig cutie!
THE BLACKOUT OF '03! Black-flags the JAPW 8/2/03 REVIEW!
LYNN~! And the RING BOLTS~! Show up late~! STRIKER~! Adds yet another gimmick
to his repertoire~! TIM ARSON~! Has a sex change... oh wait, that's Nicole
Bass~! CHRIS HAMRICK DIES~! And KILLS~! Grim Reefer~! Pete~! needs
to fill in more of the tilde bangs~! ICW 7/18/03~!
FRANK GOODMAN! tries to cook us like a THANKSGIVING TURKEY! ENOUGH! with the indy guys with J! in their names! THE CHRISTOPHER ST CONNECTION! are somehow not the gayest thing on the show! DRS! arebabyfaces! RAVEN! Wants you to buy his STUFF! THE ELKS' LODGE! has another retirement show... PSYCHE~! and other stuff we saw at the USA PRO WRESTLING SHOW, 6/27/03 in Queens, NY~!
CHANCE BECKETT! Brings the Canadian wrestling goodness! CHRIS CAGE! is old school! SPANKY! err.... BRIAN KENDRICK! is a WWE SUPERSTAR! sorta! JOEY MAGGS! doesnít make an appearance! PAUL LONDON! STRYKER! MEGA! TRINITY! Itís the 2003 SUPER 8!
USA PRO! Goes Long! Ray & Pete don't~! HEY~! How about a 4 way! CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! Is available for your wedding~! SANDMAN disapproves of UNDERAGE DRINKING~! STRIKER! And SIMON! Are the UGLIEST bridesmaids ever! SKINHEAD IVAN! wins half of the WWF Tag Team Titles! And the vast majority of the stuff we saw at the USA PRO show on 4/4/03-4/5/03 at the Elks Lodge, in Queens, NY.
PRESTON QUINN rules the entire motherfucking world. SONJAY DUTT! is loved by children and adults alike! Chino Martinez and Robert Royal wrestle each other FOUR TIMES! Neal Sharkey and Rick O'Brien IN A CAGE ALREADY! and other stuff from NWA-VA
HOMICIDE! BALLS MAHONEY! RAVEN! THE SANDMAN! AMAZING RED! DERANGED! XAVIER! CW ANDERSON! SIMON DIAMOND! THE STRYKER! LOWLIFE LOUIE RAMOS! JC THE DAMAJA! QUIET STORM! CHRIS DEVINE! GHOST SHADOW! THE TREKKIE! MIKE MERCEDES! GRIM REEFER! JUSTIN CAGE! JAY STATIC! POPPA LICIOUS! LIVE WYRE! DIXIE! KONNAN! KRAZY IVAN! MALICE! WAYNE THE CONVENIENCE STORE GUY! TIM ARSON! BRIAN XL! ...
LOS LURKERS LOCOS 3K reunite~! (despite the fact we couldn't find each other at Penn Station....) DERANGED! is NOT sexually attracted to his partners! HOMICIDE! and MAFIA! beat each other up! LOW KI! stands at ringside again! DIXIE! World's Greatest BARON VON RASCHKE! JONAH! looks presentable! and other things we saw at the JAPW TV Taping in Bayonne, NJ 2/23/03
STUDIO WRESTLING~! Comes to Bayonne! DIXIE~! Wrestles in his jammies~! CHRIS HAMRICK! Puts some South in your Mouth! DA HIT SQUAD! Are booked! THE MID-CARD EXPRESS! Re-unite! SCORPIO JR! Drops weight! BUCK WOODWARD! Discovers the joy of XL puroresu shirts! FAT FRANK! debuts BORDERLESS PURORESU~! JAPW 1/25/03!
SUBA! falls to the might of BOOBIES~! JAY LETHAL! finds new ways to drop guys on their head! RAIN! sez "HAWKS WRESTLING RULES~!" LAWLER and KAMALA! have a fun match! REV RAY! and POGO PETE! have front row seats AND DON'T DIE~! BALLS MAHONEY'S HAIR! jobs to barbed wire~! and other stuff we saw at the JAPW show in WOODBRIDGE, NJ 1/18/03!
The SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM! and the DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELZ! Are rival schools! MAFIA! Flies solo! BRIAN XL! De-cloaks! CHRIS DIVINE! Jobs to the ring apron! AZRAEL! Learns a valuable lesson about the dangers of chair spots (we hope)! STEVE CORINO 3:46~! And other scattered details from the USAPW 1/17/03 show at the Fabulous Elk's Lodge.
[DVDVR ROAD REPORT- XIW 12/14/2002]- PRESTON QUINN AND DIRTY MONEY BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER! KAMEO WEARS TIGHT THINGS! mulDOOMSTONE YELLS THINGS ABOUT NEIL SHARKEY'S MOM! and whole lot of the clusterfuck.....
AZRAEL! tries to squash ROACH! THE BOOGALOU! bends MILES THOMAS! in ways he probably shouldn't! ELAX! is the real Slim Santa! BALLS MAHONEY! gets visited by SANTA! HOMICIDE! wishes he didn't! MAGIC! Lets his soul glow! And other stuff we saw at the 12/13/02 JAPW Show in Bayonne, NJ.
PRESTON QUINN! Does his thing! TOMMY LOGAN! Accosts us! MAGIC! Loves the kids and the kids love him! KAMEO! Doesn'ít wear a whole lot! WE! Surprisingly act childish about this! APPLE PRETZELS! Elude Dean and Pete! MARCEL! Accepts no blame! ZHIXEL! Is reduced to tears by STEVE PEREZ! PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE PRESTON~! And much, much more from NWA! VIRGINIA! 11/23/02!
HOMICIDE! And THE WINGER! Are rule-obeying citizens! WASTED YOUTH! Are friends again! MONSTA MACK! Is Damien 666! MIKE QUACKENBUSH! Is evil! DEMONICA! Is a zaftig cutie! NAPHTALI! Is Johnny Legend Jr.! BALLS MAHONEY! Is the king of matwork! KEVIN WALTERS! Is bankrupt! ALPHA PRO WRESTLING 11/15/02!
BUFF E is the saddest wrestling retirement since STEAMBOAT~! AMERICAN DRAGON is the best in the world ~! Hey HAT GUY is life really worth living? Wouldn't it be better if you embrace eternal peace~? And other stuff from ROH 11/9/02
RAY~! And PETE~! Are OLD~! And almost forget to write a report~! The SHAOLIN WRECKING CREW~! Look like Kool-Aid Mascots? OH YEAH~! MIKE KRUEL~! And GHOST SHADOW~! Have their one-year anniversary~! SKINHEAD IVAN must be working for FREE~! As he faces TOUGH ENOUGH PETE~! And other stuff we saw at the LIGHT SWITCH RAVE~! I mean, 11/08/02 JAPW show in Bayonne, NJ
FUEGO GUERRERO! Doesn't know who this Red guy is the fans seem to like to chant for! STEVE WILLIAMS! Hates him some SAMOYANS! The thought of BLACK BART MOUNTING FACE! Almost kills Tomk!Gernter loses weight! Tammy finds it! LA PARKA! Does the Jerry Bump! SHOCKER! Topes a chair! THE FAR EAST CONNECTION! Rule! KOJIMA! Tells us a few of his favorite things! And New York is one of them! And other stuff we saw at the MLW Show at the Manhattan Center, NY on 9/26/02
NWA VA 9/21/2002: PRESTON QUINN RULES! JACEY NORTH RULES! SANJAY DUTT IS FUN! TOMMY LOGAN TRIES TO GET US DATES! mulDOOMSTONE GETS OUT OF THE HOUSE~! SATAN PRO MAKES HAMBURGERS! I DON'T ACTUALLY GET DRUNK! WHOMP ASS!
JAPW gets DANCE FEVER! Tough Enough Pete gets an ass kicking... AGAIN! "I HAVE SEEN SKANDOR AKBAR AND YOU SIR ARE NO SKANDOR AKBAR!" DIXIE! And INSANE DRAGON! Fight like brothers! Homicide is back for REVENGE! And other stuff we saw at the 9/20/02 JAPW show in Bayonne, NJ
MONSTA MACK! Works on his wrestling! DERANGED! Tickle monster! SLYK WAGNER BROWN! New Hero! GHOST SHADOW! Heels it up! CM PUNK! And KID KRUEL! Take it to the mat! TOUGH ENOUGH DAN! And TOUGH ENOUGH PETE! Get initiated! SKINAROONIE! SKINAROONIE! SKINAROONIE! JAPW 9/13/02!
DA HIT SQUAD! THE BRISCOES! and WASTED YOUTH! Blow each other up real good! JERRY LAWLER! Drops the strap! SKINHEAD IVAN! Dancing machine! THE DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS! Heel it up! STRYKER! America's wackiest traitor! And other mishigas from the JAPW 8/10/02 show in beautiful downtown Seaside Heights!
7-ELEVEN! Supplies the Thermodynamic beverages! HOMICIDE! Supplies the puro! THE CHRISTOPHER STREET CONNECTION! Supply the sexual innuendo! DA HIT SQUAD! WASTED YOUTH! and THE BRISCOES! Supply hot, fiery death! SHANE DOUGLAS! and AXL ROTTEN! Supply poopy-mouthed promos! THE ATARI CORPORATION! Supplies the world's biggest honking pinball table! FUJI! Supplies the digital photographs! YOUR MICHINOKU PLAYAZ! Supply the belated JAPW 7/13 review!
SUMIE SAKAI! is two feet tall and rules it! REV RAY! tries to get HIRED~! by MISTER ZERO! LITTLE JEANIE! raids Boogie Woogie Man's closet! POGO PETE! finishes a report for a show he isn't burned out on! and other stuff we saw at Kiryoku Pro's debut show in Allentown, PA 6/28/02
Amercian Dragon wears TINY PANTS~! and sells his ass off for Dave Greco~! CM PUNK~! rules it! COLT CABANA~! rules it! Reckless and Scoot Andrews possibly back baby~! We're not making OUR BUS~! We're not getting a DISCOUNT~! And other stuff we saw at the Jersey J Cup V3.0 in JCW in Elizabeth, NJ, 6/15/02
LOW KI! and AMERICAN DRAGON! All cravates, all night long! STEVE CORINO! drops HASHIMOTO'S! NAME! KID-N-PLAY references ABOUND! SUBA! DIES! DIES! DIES! MUUMUUS! are worn! My ears aren't bleeding yet, CAN YOU TURN UP THE SPEAKERS SOME MORE? JAPW! 6/7/02!
Rev Ray does his SIDE PROJECT WORK~! LLL3K returns! For $14 less I saw some rookies have better matches than some of these guys~! Card Subject To Change is APE LAW~! Shark Tsuchiya's SON gets work~! The ELK'S LODGE has more retirements than Terry Funk~! and other stuff Jonboy and Rev Ray saw in Queens, NY - 5/18/02
TONY KOZINA! Rocks it with LOW-KI! THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM! Forget to no-show! DIXIE! And DERANGED! Re-enact the arcade scene from City Hunter! THE STRONG BROTHERS! Heel it up! RF VIDEO! And WK MEDIA! Get in the ring, MOTHERFUCKER! And other stuff we saw at the JAPW show on 5/3 rather than going to see Spider-Man.
CHARITY HALL is NOT Danny Drake's lady! The SAT show up for a run in, but will they show up for a match! STRANGLEHOLD gets used as American Dragon's theme! and other stuff we saw at JAPW in Bayonne on 4/5/02
ICW~! goes LONG! There's a shocker! For $5 less, we saw the SUPER 8! Good matches, Bad finishes! All shoot angles and no wrestling makes JAC a dull promoter! And other stuff we saw rather than the St. Patrick's Day Parade in the Elks Lodge!
AJ STYLES! and DONOVAN MORGAN! brings the debate! JAMIE KNOBLE! is an amazing last minute replacement! LOW-KI! hates comedy workers! JACEY NORTH! implant popper and crotch kicker! BOBBY RUDE! shoots up the list of great wrestling outfits! NEW YORK STRIP! MALIBU CHICKEN! FISHERMANíS PLATTER! Itís the MOTHERFUCKING! SUPER 8 2002!
DA HIT SQUAD! bring the discipline to JAY LETHAL! and RAINCHILD! AMERICAN DRAGON! sends a message to HOMICIDE! in absentia! LOW-KI! and KID KRUEL! take it to the mat! SOME GUY! Claims to be SEIJIN AKKI! COBRA KAI! Never die! And more stuff that happened at a converted A&P supermarket in Bayonne, NJ at the JAPW 3/1/02 show!
HOMICIDE~! Lives up to his name! JACEY NORTH~! Puts some South in your mouth! LOW-KI~! Does one of them thar jobs! THE SHANE TWINS~! Play catch with MAFIA~! SEIJIN AKKI~! Leaves a promo on Cel's voicemail! REV RAY~! hates his job and slacks on doing a report~! And more from the Russ Haas Memorial!
CHRIS HAMRICK! so rocks our world! RICKY MORTON! makes any show in Richmond complete! LODI! so canít see his penis anymore! DEAN! was really drunk! RIPPA! wonders if ANYONE! proofread their writing before submitting it! MISS NWA 2002! NOVA! CHAM PAIN! BBQ! What a strange, strange trip....
EDDY MOTHERFUCKING GUERRERO! Is Back! RED! Loves GOD! Maybe? DANNY DORING! (That Is Doring Right?) DORING! Isnít Dead! DC ROADS! confound us again! THREE-WAYS! AWARDS! CHIPOTLE! and other stuff from our journey to the Maryland Championship Wrestling Rage TV Taping.
SHINYA! MOTHERFUCKING! HASHIMOTO! Brings the pain! THE NEW-ERA HORSEMEN! Impress us! DYLAN KNIGHT! Takes a beating like a man! NOAHIRO HOSHIKAWA! Dies in front of 40 people! DEMONICA! Offers to whip us! PWF! 12/16/01!
PHIL~! and TOM~! drive a long distance to see the SAT~! NO SHOW! HOMICIDE~! murders two kids who are probably under 18~! ROOKIES~! have the 3rd best match on the show! KAYFABE~! Falls before the might of the WORLD'S GREATEST PANCAKES~! And other we saw at the JAPW show in Bayonne.
AMERICAN DRAGON! makes J.J. JOHNSTON! eat through a straw! LOW-KI! refuses to job to SCHNEIDER! STRYKER! would like to thank the ACADEMY! SLYK WAGNER BROWN! might be as short as ABUNAI! BARRY CASINO! is going to take bumps? WE! donít get lost! and other adventures that was our trip to the ECWA show.
EDDY GUERRERO~! and LOW-KI~! kick out the jams! HOMICIDE~! debuts Rubber Chicken-Fu! THE BRISCOE BROTHERS~! impress everyone! HARDCORE KEN SWEENEY~! impresses no one! MIKE TOBIN~! wears a silly hat! And more from the NYC Playaz at ICW
DA HIT SQUAD~! continue to be Southern Heels! JAPW gives bad directions! KID KRUEL AND GHOST SHADOW~! got all BAT-BATTY! GAY GUYS~! do the babyface save~! Rob Feinstein`s ASS! OH THE HUMANITY~! The Northern Playaz review! [JAPW 11/9/01]
LOW-KI! And CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! Earn their rankings! PRINCE NANA! Heels it up some more! E. S. EASTON! Sure can throw a punch! JJ THE RING CREW GUY! Sure can't do anything! REV RAY! Kinda gets revenge on PHIL SCHNEIDER! The PLAYAZ! ECWA! 11/2/2001!
ALLIGATOR JERKY! works stiffer then the HIT SQUAD! LAITHON! hits a RANA! MAFIA! is the meanest Puerto Rican JOHN TATUM! ever! SCHNEIDER! meets the cops of NEW JERSEY! and more stuff from the longest road trip ever.
MIKE JACKSON! True American Hero! Everyone gets mistry of MR. WRESTLING II! SCOTT ARMSTRONG! forgets about the ref stuff and gets to the wrestling stuff! TONY! loves the ladies! TOM! hates public transportation! It's the SOUTH! DADDY!
LOW-KI! And AMERICAN DRAGON! Bring the house down! RICKY STEAMBOAT! Shows you how to referee a match! PATCH! Surprises the hell out of all of us! BENNY STOLZFUS! Doesnít! PRINCE NANA! Heels it up! All this and everything else that happened as we went to ECWA! And TRAVIS! was there too! On 7/21/2001!
RED! Does A Whole Lot of Those ThemHighspots! MIKE QUACKENBUSH! Busts Out The Wacky Lucha! GRANDMASTER SEXAY! Doesnít Steal The Worm! Is BLACK DRAGON! better than NISE ULTIMO DRAGON? SWYDESWIPE! Has To Deal With The Crack MCW Medical Staff! MARCEL! Tries To Cop A Feel! Another stuff that happened as three of us staggered out to the 3rd ANNUAL SHANE SHAMROCK MEMORIAL CUP!
VCW at BLAKELY'S! CHESAPEAKE, mfn VIRGINIA, DADDY! PRESTON QUINN! drags a watchable match out of a game BARBARIAN! IDOL X! and JT REIGN! BASH EACH OTHER IN THE HEAD! JALAPENO POPPERS! COUSINS! JEREMY SORIA! What the fuck else could you POSSIBLY want?!?
LOW-KI! and AMERICAN DRAGON! blow the roof off the mutha! RECKLESS YOUTH! has the best match of his career! JOSH HOLMES! marks out for MR. OO-LA-LA AGAIN! RATS! rip Schneider's flesh! TRAVIS FURY! bringsCheerwine! BILL BARNWELL! is not very old looking! MIKE PARKHURST! orders the biggest eclair on the Eastern Seaboard! and other shit from the glorious 5th annual ECWA SUPER ~!
LITTLE BOBBY DEAN! is the best US Midget ever!! VINNY MASSARRO dumps KID CHROME on his fucking head!! SUPER DESTROYER 2000 doesn't suck!! WESTSIDE PLAYAZ and MODEST and DANIELS go 30!! ALEXANDER OTSUKA's! masks slips!! SCHNEIDER! goes to APW KristmasKaos and fawns over the workers!
STEVE CORINO! and CHAM PAIN! have the best ECW Title Match ever! LAZARUS! isnít dead but does have the greatest gimmick ever! CW ANDERSON! SHANE HELMS! SHANNON MOORE! And a big batch of UNKNOWN GUYS! wrestle! WE! get lost and almost die! All this and more during the OMEGA REUNION ROADTRIP!Ö
MCW! Brings The Suck! Repulsion Abounds! TOMMY DREAMER! vs. JACK VICTORY! And NO ONE! Bleeds?!?!?!! SABU! Dosen't Show! CUEBALL CARMICHAEL! THE BRUISER! TOM BRANDI! and ROYCE PROFIT'S! Naked Ass! YIKES!!!!
HARDY'S! versus SERIAL THRILLAZ! Part Deux! MATT HARDY! wears very little clothes! SHANE HELMS! is the most Southern man alive! CHAM PAIN! wins another title we've never heard of! T.C. BRIMSTONE! shows up! SCHNEIDER! forgets he is in the South! It's OMEGA! and it's NORTH CAROLINA! DADDY!!!!
CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! wrestles to the converted! CHRISTIAN YORK! really stinks! MATT AND JEFF HARDY! get a warm reception! ORO comes back from the dead! We finally find a steak house and other stuff from the DVD Playboyz trip to the Super 8...
SURGE! AND WILLOW THE WHISP! RIP IT UP FOR THREE FALLS! SHANE HELMS! BECOMES FRIENDLY WITH A SODA MACHINE! GEMINI KID! IS KILLED DEAD DEADDEAD! WE! SCORE SEATS ON A COUCH! OMEGA DADDY! THREE MEN'S PERSPECTIVES!
[OMEGA] RAMBUNCTIOUS BOBBY BARNETT stinks! CHAM PAIN rocks us like a hurricane ! JOEY MATTHEWS loves the ladies and the ladies love him! KID VICOUS dies for us all! DEAN RASMUSSEN spills a sub on himslef and other fun stuff from the OMEGA house show!!
ZAPATISTA! kicks SUPER-ELEKTRA!'S scrawny ass! TIGRE MEXICANO! steals the whole show! HUMBERTO GARZA! wears little pants just like HECTOR! SATANICO! is the world's spriest corpse! PANCHO TEQUILA! is really chubbed out! and other things at the coolest indie show on earth!
Rippa and Schneider go to the WWF at the US Airways Arena