ON THE ROAD WITH THE DEATH VALLEY PLAYBOYZ~!

2005

VANGUARD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING- 7/16/2005

DVDVR ROAD REPORT: NWA-VA 5/7/05

DVDVR ROAD REPORT- NWA VA 4/23/2005

DVDVR ROAD REPORT: NWA-VA- 3/5/2005

ROH TRIOS TOURNAMENT 3/5/2005

LACEY~! becomes the ANDERSON~! you most want to put the BLAST ON~! EBESSAN! Hardcore Icon! AUSTIN ARIES! Blows up real good! RING CREW EXPRESS! Station! BRYAN DANIELSON! American Werewolf in Elizabeth! PRINCE NANA! Is considered GENIUS~! in France! Your REXPLEX MEMORIAL EDITION of the ROH 2/19/05 Road Report!

TEDDY HART! HOMICIDE! LOW-KI! B-BOY! EL GENERICO! DAN MAFF! JAY LETHAL! FRANKY THE MOBSTER! CHRISTOPHER STREET CONNECTION! PINKY SANCHEZ! PINKY SANCHEZ??? JAPW 1/29/05! Insert zany comments here.

2004

ROH 12/26/2004

LuchaLibreJucio Final ROAD REPORT, 12/17/04

RAY~! has a cold~! PETE~! has a job~! RUSH MARGERA~! tries to top the bumps for THE ASS PUNCH~! RODERICK STRONG~! and SUPER DRAGON~! try to OUT DICK~! each other~! TEDDY~! needs the MING VASE PANTS~! SANTA CLAUS~! conquers RAHWAY~! RAY~! isn't good at the ~!'s. So here's the JAPW 12/10/04 Road Report from Rahway, NJ~!

DVDVRRR: NWA-VA- 11/13/2004 RVA

ROH 11/6/2004! FOLKS DID THE WRESTLE.

SEXXXY EDDY~! wears disturbingly TINY PANTS~! BEEF WELLINGTON~! has a cute GIRLFRIEND~! FLOJO KI~! is THORG LIFE~! SUPER DRAGON~! is denied his chance to be #1 on THAT LIST~! we sometimes do~! TEDDY HART~! dresses as a drowned ARBY'S OVENMIT~! PETE~! usually does the ~!'s~! and didn't go to the show~! So here's the Road Report for the JAPW Show in Rahway, NJ 10/30/04~!

ROH 10/2/2004

MONTREAL! Wrestling hotbed! SUPER DRAGON~! comes with in a foot of becoming YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER~! SONJAY DUTT~! fucks up his ARM~! TRENT ACID~! and DAN MAFF~! BUILD SHIT~! JOHNNY D~! tries to rescue PRESIDENT RONNIE~! HOMICIDE~! steals Teddy Hart and Jack Evans' SNEAKERS~! JAY LETHAL'S DAD! Hard man! and other stuff we saw at the JAPW 7th Anniversary Show in Rahway, NJ 9/18/04

CMLL AT THE GREENSBORO COLISEUM- 9/11/2004

CZW Tourney of Death / Gatti v. Dorin Road Report, 7/24/04

JAY LETHAL! Breaks out! VADER! Gets a free pass! DAN MAFF! Lonely man! HURRICANE JOHN WALTERS! Uhh... um... er... THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM! Are better than you! JOHNNY D! Ain'tnuthin' to fuck with! JAPW 6/5/04!

World LuchaLibre League Road Report - 06/18/04, aged to imperfection

SHAWN DAIVARI! don't know what you can find, why don't you go with him on a MAGIC CARPET RIDE~! AUSTIN ARIES! is Back on the CHAIN (WRESTLING) GANG~! NICHO! is back! The man behind the MASK~! JAPANESE POOL BOY! says GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD~! LOW-KI! Might as well JUMP~! MIKE JOHNSON'S BUS CREW! NO! We ain'tgonna TAKE IT~! TRENT ACID! and TEDDY HART! They're WALKIN'~! YES INDEED~! The 2004 SUPER 8 and 2ND HALF OF 4/3/04 CZW REVIEW!

NWA VA 5/22/2004: DAMIAN WAYNE is yo DADDY., FRANK THE TANK PARKER IS yo DADDY.

NWA WILDSIDE ROADTRIP PART ONE- APRIL 2004

Juster Atlanta Lucha Show Road Report, Day 2

DVDVR ROAD REPORT: NWA VA - 3/13/2004 PRESTON QUINN, MOTHERFUCKER!

THE TEDDY HART EXPERIENCE! Comes to Rahway! HOMICIDE! Pours a 40 for him! DA HIT SQUAD! Explode! RODERICK STRONG! King of Backbreakers! BALLS MAHONEY! Strongest Fighter! KID KAOS! Patchwork man! And other stuff from the wondrous 2/28 JAPW show!

2003

KAZ HAYASHI~! Is feeling it~! HOMICIDE~! Tattoos SATOSHI KOJIMA'S~! chest~! REV RAY~! Turns into IKEDA-KUN~! Right before your eyes~! XAVIER~! loads up the truck and moves to BEVERLY~! POGO PETE~! Makes TURMERIC STORM~! Crack up~! ARASHI~! Makes our day and DEAN~! Makes a surprise appearance and makes Arashi's day~! JULIUS SMOKES~! Is the world's greatest second~! THE GREAT MUTA~! Walks like a 80 year old man~! And other stuff we saw at the ROH 12/27/03 EVENING SHOW~!

KAZ HAYASHI~! Is feeling it~! HOMICIDE~! Tattoos SATOSHI KOJIMA'S~! chest~! REV RAY~! Turns into IKEDA-KUN~! Right before your eyes~! XAVIER~! loads up the truck and moves to BEVERLY~! POGO PETE~! Makes TURMERIC STORM~! Crack up~! ARASHI~! Makes our day and DEAN~! Makes a surprise appearance and makes Arashi's day~! JULIUS SMOKES~! Is the world's greatest second~! THE GREAT MUTA~! Walks like a 80 year old man~! And other stuff we saw at the ROH 12/27/03 AFTERNOON SHOW~!

AJ STYLES! and CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! tear it up! DAN MAFF! is a PIMP~! EDDIE THOMAS! New hero! SKINHEAD IVAN! doesn't cost JAPW the building! THE NEXT GENERATION! aren't the jobbers you're looking for! SUGAA BOY! won't shut the fuck up! GENKI HORIGUCHI! is still yo daddy! And more from the JAPW 12/13/03 show in Rahway, NJ.

[MichinokuPlayaz] USA Pro 11/29/03, Road Report
 

SHOCKER! and ULTIMO GUERRERO! rule the universe! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* LA FAMILIA DE TIJUANA! accessorize like motherfuckers! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* SCORPIO JR! is THE GAME~! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* TARO! pushes the button! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* MIKE TOBIN! brings the freaky matwork! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* KRIS KLOSS! will make you JUMP JUMP~! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding* Confused? You won't be after reading the Michinoku Playaz' review of the LXW 11/15/03 show! DAHHHH DAAHHHHHHH *ding*

[Michinoku Playaz] JAPW 11/8/03 Results, Oh so tardy...

ROH 10/16/03 Baltimore, MD Road Report - DEATH VALLEY PLAYBOYS ASSEMBLE~!
 

ATLANTA LUCHA SHOW REPORT - Oct. 5, 2003 - Weeks in the Writing

ROH 8/16/03 ROAD REPORT, Tom and Phil take a trip

[DVDVR mini-ROAD REPORT] NWA-VA- Richmond, VA, 8/14/2003- Blackwell Community Center

MAFIA! World's greatest HEADHUNTER! AL SNOW! New hero! MONSTA MACK! Makes weight! NICK BERK! Still won't hit the freaking Berkoset! DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELZ! Champions of the Universe! ARIEL! Zaftig cutie! THE BLACKOUT OF '03! Black-flags the JAPW 8/2/03 REVIEW!
 

King of the Death Matches - August '03 - IWA Mid South - Clarksville, Indiana

JERRY LYNN~! And the RING BOLTS~! Show up late~! STRIKER~! Adds yet another gimmick to his repertoire~! TIM ARSON~! Has a sex change... oh wait, that's Nicole Bass~! CHRIS HAMRICK DIES~! And KILLS~! Grim Reefer~! Pete~! needs to fill in more of the tilde bangs~! ICW 7/18/03~!
 

FRANK GOODMAN! tries to cook us like a THANKSGIVING TURKEY!  ENOUGH! with the indy guys with J! in their names!  THE CHRISTOPHER ST CONNECTION! are somehow not the gayest thing on the show!  DRS! arebabyfaces!  RAVEN! Wants you to buy his STUFF! THE ELKS' LODGE! has another retirement show... PSYCHE~! and other stuff we saw at the USA PRO WRESTLING SHOW, 6/27/03 in Queens, NY~!

NWA-WILDSIDE FREEDOM FLIGHT 2003!

CHANCE BECKETT! Brings the Canadian wrestling goodness! CHRIS CAGE! is old school! SPANKY! err.... BRIAN KENDRICK! is a WWE SUPERSTAR! sorta! JOEY MAGGS! doesn’t make an appearance! PAUL LONDON! STRYKER! MEGA! TRINITY! It’s the 2003 SUPER 8!

USA PRO! Goes Long! Ray & Pete don't~! HEY~! How about a 4 way! CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! Is available for your wedding~! SANDMAN disapproves of UNDERAGE DRINKING~! STRIKER! And SIMON! Are the UGLIEST bridesmaids ever! SKINHEAD IVAN! wins half of the WWF Tag Team Titles! And the vast majority of the stuff we saw at the USA PRO show on 4/4/03-4/5/03 at the Elks Lodge, in Queens, NY.

PRESTON QUINN rules the entire motherfucking world. SONJAY DUTT! is loved by children and adults alike! Chino Martinez and Robert Royal wrestle each other FOUR TIMES! Neal Sharkey and Rick O'Brien IN A CAGE ALREADY! and other stuff from NWA-VA

HOMICIDE! BALLS MAHONEY! RAVEN! THE SANDMAN! AMAZING RED! DERANGED! XAVIER! CW ANDERSON! SIMON DIAMOND! THE STRYKER! LOWLIFE LOUIE RAMOS! JC THE DAMAJA! QUIET STORM! CHRIS DEVINE! GHOST SHADOW! THE TREKKIE! MIKE MERCEDES! GRIM REEFER! JUSTIN CAGE! JAY STATIC! POPPA LICIOUS! LIVE WYRE! DIXIE! KONNAN! KRAZY IVAN! MALICE! WAYNE THE CONVENIENCE STORE GUY! TIM ARSON! BRIAN XL! ...

LOS LURKERS LOCOS 3K reunite~! (despite the fact we couldn't find each other at Penn Station....) DERANGED! is NOT sexually attracted to his partners! HOMICIDE! and MAFIA! beat each other up! LOW KI! stands at ringside again! DIXIE! World's Greatest BARON VON RASCHKE! JONAH! looks presentable! and other things we saw at the JAPW TV Taping in Bayonne, NJ 2/23/03

STUDIO WRESTLING~! Comes to Bayonne! DIXIE~! Wrestles in his jammies~! CHRIS HAMRICK! Puts some South in your Mouth! DA HIT SQUAD! Are booked! THE MID-CARD EXPRESS! Re-unite! SCORPIO JR! Drops weight! BUCK WOODWARD! Discovers the joy of XL puroresu shirts! FAT FRANK! debuts BORDERLESS PURORESU~! JAPW 1/25/03!

SUBA! falls to the might of BOOBIES~! JAY LETHAL! finds new ways to drop guys on their head! RAIN! sez "HAWKS WRESTLING RULES~!" LAWLER and KAMALA! have a fun match! REV RAY! and POGO PETE! have front row seats AND DON'T DIE~! BALLS MAHONEY'S HAIR! jobs to barbed wire~! and other stuff we saw at the JAPW show in WOODBRIDGE, NJ 1/18/03!

The SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM! and the DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELZ! Are rival schools! MAFIA! Flies solo! BRIAN XL! De-cloaks! CHRIS DIVINE! Jobs to the ring apron! AZRAEL! Learns a valuable lesson about the dangers of chair spots (we hope)! STEVE CORINO 3:46~! And other scattered details from the USAPW 1/17/03 show at the Fabulous Elk's Lodge.

2002
[DVDVR ROAD REPORT- XIW 12/14/2002]- PRESTON QUINN AND DIRTY MONEY BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER! KAMEO WEARS TIGHT THINGS! mulDOOMSTONE YELLS THINGS ABOUT NEIL SHARKEY'S MOM! and whole lot of the clusterfuck.....

AZRAEL! tries to squash ROACH! THE BOOGALOU! bends MILES THOMAS! in ways he probably shouldn't! ELAX! is the real Slim Santa! BALLS MAHONEY! gets visited by SANTA! HOMICIDE! wishes he didn't! MAGIC! Lets his soul glow! And other stuff we saw at the 12/13/02 JAPW Show in Bayonne, NJ.

PRESTON QUINN! Does his thing! TOMMY LOGAN! Accosts us! MAGIC! Loves the kids and the kids love him! KAMEO! Doesn'’t wear a whole lot! WE! Surprisingly act childish about this! APPLE PRETZELS! Elude Dean and Pete! MARCEL! Accepts no blame! ZHIXEL! Is reduced to tears by STEVE PEREZ! PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE PRESTON~! And much, much more from NWA! VIRGINIA! 11/23/02!

HOMICIDE! And THE WINGER! Are rule-obeying citizens! WASTED YOUTH! Are friends again! MONSTA MACK! Is Damien 666! MIKE QUACKENBUSH! Is evil! DEMONICA! Is a zaftig cutie! NAPHTALI! Is Johnny Legend Jr.! BALLS MAHONEY! Is the king of matwork! KEVIN WALTERS! Is bankrupt! ALPHA PRO WRESTLING 11/15/02!

[GLOBAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE]- PRESTON QUINN IS YOUR OLD SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKING GOD. ROB HOFFMAN- AMERICAN BAD ASS. Buff, stuff, we couldn't get enuff -n- other stuff

BUFF E is the saddest wrestling retirement since STEAMBOAT~! AMERICAN DRAGON is the best in the world ~! Hey HAT GUY is life really worth living? Wouldn't it be better if you embrace eternal peace~? And other stuff from ROH 11/9/02

IWA-MIDSOUTH-10/2002- TED PETTY INVITATIONAL

RAY~! And PETE~! Are OLD~! And almost forget to write a report~! The SHAOLIN WRECKING CREW~! Look like Kool-Aid Mascots? OH YEAH~! MIKE KRUEL~! And GHOST SHADOW~! Have their one-year anniversary~! SKINHEAD IVAN must be working for FREE~! As he faces TOUGH ENOUGH PETE~! And other stuff we saw at the LIGHT SWITCH RAVE~! I mean, 11/08/02 JAPW show in Bayonne, NJ

FUEGO GUERRERO! Doesn't know who this Red guy is the fans seem to like to chant for! STEVE WILLIAMS! Hates him some SAMOYANS! The thought of BLACK BART MOUNTING FACE! Almost kills Tomk!Gernter loses weight! Tammy finds it! LA PARKA! Does the Jerry Bump! SHOCKER! Topes a chair! THE FAR EAST CONNECTION! Rule! KOJIMA! Tells us a few of his favorite things! And New York is one of them! And other stuff we saw at the MLW Show at the Manhattan Center, NY on 9/26/02

NWA VA 9/21/2002: PRESTON QUINN RULES! JACEY NORTH RULES! SANJAY DUTT IS FUN! TOMMY LOGAN TRIES TO GET US DATES! mulDOOMSTONE GETS OUT OF THE HOUSE~! SATAN PRO MAKES HAMBURGERS! I DON'T ACTUALLY GET DRUNK! WHOMP ASS!

JAPW gets DANCE FEVER! Tough Enough Pete gets an ass kicking... AGAIN! "I HAVE SEEN SKANDOR AKBAR AND YOU SIR ARE NO SKANDOR AKBAR!" DIXIE! And INSANE DRAGON! Fight like brothers! Homicide is back for REVENGE! And other stuff we saw at the 9/20/02 JAPW show in Bayonne, NJ

MONSTA MACK! Works on his wrestling! DERANGED! Tickle monster! SLYK WAGNER BROWN! New Hero! GHOST SHADOW! Heels it up! CM PUNK! And KID KRUEL! Take it to the mat! TOUGH ENOUGH DAN! And TOUGH ENOUGH PETE! Get initiated! SKINAROONIE! SKINAROONIE! SKINAROONIE! JAPW 9/13/02!

DA HIT SQUAD! THE BRISCOES! and WASTED YOUTH! Blow each other up real good! JERRY LAWLER! Drops the strap! SKINHEAD IVAN! Dancing machine! THE DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS! Heel it up! STRYKER! America's wackiest traitor! And other mishigas from the JAPW 8/10/02 show in beautiful downtown Seaside Heights!

7-ELEVEN! Supplies the Thermodynamic beverages! HOMICIDE! Supplies the puro! THE CHRISTOPHER STREET CONNECTION! Supply the sexual innuendo! DA HIT SQUAD! WASTED YOUTH! and THE BRISCOES! Supply hot, fiery death! SHANE DOUGLAS! and AXL ROTTEN! Supply poopy-mouthed promos! THE ATARI CORPORATION! Supplies the world's biggest honking pinball table! FUJI! Supplies the digital photographs! YOUR MICHINOKU PLAYAZ! Supply the belated JAPW 7/13 review!

SUMIE SAKAI! is two feet tall and rules it! REV RAY! tries to get HIRED~! by MISTER ZERO! LITTLE JEANIE! raids Boogie Woogie Man's closet! POGO PETE! finishes a report for a show he isn't burned out on! and other stuff we saw at Kiryoku Pro's debut show in Allentown, PA 6/28/02

SIMPLY LUCIOUS ~! Lets me down, RED~! and LOW-KI ~! are IRON MONKEY~! A.J. STYLES ~! Bleeds the blood of Christ and other stuff from ROH

Amercian Dragon wears TINY PANTS~! and sells his ass off for Dave Greco~! CM PUNK~! rules it! COLT CABANA~! rules it! Reckless and Scoot Andrews possibly back baby~! We're not making OUR BUS~! We're not getting a DISCOUNT~! And other stuff we saw at the Jersey J Cup V3.0 in JCW in Elizabeth, NJ, 6/15/02

LOW KI! and AMERICAN DRAGON! All cravates, all night long! STEVE CORINO! drops HASHIMOTO'S! NAME! KID-N-PLAY references ABOUND! SUBA! DIES! DIES! DIES! MUUMUUS! are worn! My ears aren't bleeding yet, CAN YOU TURN UP THE SPEAKERS SOME MORE? JAPW! 6/7/02!

Rev Ray does his SIDE PROJECT WORK~!  LLL3K returns!  For $14 less I saw some rookies have better matches than some of these guys~!  Card Subject To Change is APE LAW~! Shark Tsuchiya's SON gets work~! The ELK'S LODGE has more retirements than Terry Funk~! and other stuff Jonboy and Rev Ray saw in Queens, NY - 5/18/02

TONY KOZINA! Rocks it with LOW-KI! THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM! Forget to no-show! DIXIE! And DERANGED! Re-enact the arcade scene from City Hunter! THE STRONG BROTHERS! Heel it up! RF VIDEO! And WK MEDIA! Get in the ring, MOTHERFUCKER! And other stuff we saw at the JAPW show on 5/3 rather than going to see Spider-Man.

PRESTON QUINN! represents GOOD! JACEY NORTH! represents BAD! FABULOUS FREDRICK’S! hair makes us WEEP! TOMMY LOGAN! BIG VITO! JOEY MATTHEWS! PITCHERS! are really CHEAP! NWA-VA! DADDY!

CHARITY HALL is NOT Danny Drake's lady! The SAT show up for a run in, but will they show up for a match! STRANGLEHOLD gets used as American Dragon's theme! and other stuff we saw at JAPW in Bayonne on 4/5/02

AMERICAN DRAGON! LOW-KI! and CHRIS DANIELS! Rule it hard! HIT SQUAD! are 2 BIG MCs! YOYO JEFF! gets MOLESTED! and other stuff from the RING OF HONOR! show!

ICW~! goes LONG! There's a shocker! For $5 less, we saw the SUPER 8! Good matches, Bad finishes! All shoot angles and no wrestling makes JAC a dull promoter! And other stuff we saw rather than the St. Patrick's Day Parade in the Elks Lodge!

UWC - ALLEY CATZ - 3/14/2002 - ONE! out of FIVE! matches didn't make yawanna throw up on your shoes!  SHORTY SMALLS! JIMMY VALIENT'S DAD! THE WHO'S TOMMY PINBALL!

AJ STYLES! and DONOVAN MORGAN! brings the debate! JAMIE KNOBLE! is an amazing last minute replacement! LOW-KI! hates comedy workers! JACEY NORTH! implant popper and crotch kicker! BOBBY RUDE! shoots up the list of great wrestling outfits! NEW YORK STRIP! MALIBU CHICKEN! FISHERMAN’S PLATTER! It’s the MOTHERFUCKING! SUPER 8 2002!

DA HIT SQUAD! bring the discipline to JAY LETHAL! and RAINCHILD! AMERICAN DRAGON! sends a message to HOMICIDE! in absentia! LOW-KI! and KID KRUEL! take it to the mat! SOME GUY! Claims to be SEIJIN AKKI! COBRA KAI! Never die! And more stuff that happened at a converted A&P supermarket in Bayonne, NJ at the JAPW 3/1/02 show!

HOMICIDE~! Lives up to his name! JACEY NORTH~! Puts some South in your mouth! LOW-KI~! Does one of them thar jobs! THE SHANE TWINS~! Play catch with MAFIA~! SEIJIN AKKI~! Leaves a promo on Cel's voicemail! REV RAY~! hates his job and slacks on doing a report~! And more from the Russ Haas Memorial!

CHRIS HAMRICK! so rocks our world! RICKY MORTON! makes any show in Richmond complete! LODI! so can’t see his penis anymore! DEAN! was really drunk! RIPPA! wonders if ANYONE! proofread their writing before submitting it! MISS NWA 2002! NOVA! CHAM PAIN! BBQ! What a strange, strange trip....

EDDY MOTHERFUCKING GUERRERO! Is Back! RED! Loves GOD! Maybe? DANNY DORING! (That Is Doring Right?) DORING! Isn’t Dead! DC ROADS! confound us again! THREE-WAYS! AWARDS! CHIPOTLE! and other stuff from our journey to the Maryland Championship Wrestling Rage TV Taping.

ECWA - St. Matthews Parish, Newport, Delaware - 1/12/02

USA Pro Wrestling - Elk's Lodge, Queens, NY 1/11/02 Road Report

2001
SHINYA! MOTHERFUCKING! HASHIMOTO! Brings the pain! THE NEW-ERA HORSEMEN! Impress us! DYLAN KNIGHT! Takes a beating like a man! NOAHIRO HOSHIKAWA! Dies in front of 40 people! DEMONICA! Offers to whip us! PWF! 12/16/01!

PRESTON QUINN! JACEY NORTH! PRESTON QUINN! ROCKY REYNOLDS! PRESTON QUINN! JEREMY SORIA! PRESTON QUINN! PRESTON QUINN! PRESTON QUINN! NWA-VA!

PHIL~! and TOM~! drive a long distance to see the SAT~! NO SHOW! HOMICIDE~! murders two kids who are probably under 18~! ROOKIES~! have the 3rd best match on the show! KAYFABE~! Falls before the might of the WORLD'S GREATEST PANCAKES~! And other we saw at the JAPW show in Bayonne.

AMERICAN DRAGON! makes J.J. JOHNSTON! eat through a straw! LOW-KI! refuses to job to SCHNEIDER! STRYKER! would like to thank the ACADEMY! SLYK WAGNER BROWN! might be as short as ABUNAI! BARRY CASINO! is going to take bumps? WE! don’t get lost! and other adventures that was our trip to the ECWA show.

EDDY GUERRERO~! and LOW-KI~! kick out the jams! HOMICIDE~! debuts Rubber Chicken-Fu! THE BRISCOE BROTHERS~! impress everyone! HARDCORE KEN SWEENEY~! impresses no one! MIKE TOBIN~! wears a silly hat! And more from the NYC Playaz at ICW

Schneider's King of the Indies 2001 Report

DA HIT SQUAD~! continue to be Southern Heels! JAPW gives bad directions! KID KRUEL AND GHOST SHADOW~! got all BAT-BATTY! GAY GUYS~! do the babyface save~! Rob Feinstein`s ASS! OH THE HUMANITY~! The Northern Playaz review! [JAPW 11/9/01]

LOW-KI! And CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! Earn their rankings! PRINCE NANA! Heels it up some more! E. S. EASTON! Sure can throw a punch! JJ THE RING CREW GUY! Sure can't do anything! REV RAY! Kinda gets revenge on PHIL SCHNEIDER! The PLAYAZ! ECWA! 11/2/2001!

ALLIGATOR JERKY! works stiffer then the HIT SQUAD! LAITHON! hits a RANA! MAFIA! is the meanest Puerto Rican JOHN TATUM! ever! SCHNEIDER! meets the cops of NEW JERSEY! and more stuff from the longest road trip ever.

MIKE JACKSON! True American Hero! Everyone gets mistry of MR. WRESTLING II! SCOTT ARMSTRONG! forgets about the ref stuff and gets to the wrestling stuff! TONY! loves the ladies! TOM! hates public transportation! It's the SOUTH! DADDY!

LOW-KI! And AMERICAN DRAGON! Bring the house down! RICKY STEAMBOAT! Shows you how to referee a match! PATCH! Surprises the hell out of all of us! BENNY STOLZFUS! Doesn’t! PRINCE NANA! Heels it up! All this and everything else that happened as we went to ECWA! And TRAVIS! was there too! On 7/21/2001!

RED! Does A Whole Lot of Those ThemHighspots! MIKE QUACKENBUSH! Busts Out The Wacky Lucha! GRANDMASTER SEXAY! Doesn’t Steal The Worm! Is BLACK DRAGON! better than NISE ULTIMO DRAGON? SWYDESWIPE! Has To Deal With The Crack MCW Medical Staff! MARCEL! Tries To Cop A Feel! Another stuff that happened as three of us staggered out to the 3rd ANNUAL SHANE SHAMROCK MEMORIAL CUP!

THE UNFINISHED JERSEY J CUP ROAD REPORT!!!!!!!!

RED! and THE BRISCOES! have a future if they have a future!!! JUSTICE PAIN! loves these kids!!! JESUS~!bled for you sins! DOORKNOCKERS!! and other stuff from the CZW Best of the Best Tourney!!

VCW at BLAKELY'S! CHESAPEAKE, mfn VIRGINIA, DADDY! PRESTON QUINN! drags a watchable match out of a game BARBARIAN! IDOL X! and JT REIGN! BASH EACH OTHER IN THE HEAD! JALAPENO POPPERS! COUSINS! JEREMY SORIA! What the fuck else could you POSSIBLY want?!?

LOW-KI! and AMERICAN DRAGON! blow the roof off the mutha! RECKLESS YOUTH! has the best match of his career! JOSH HOLMES! marks out for MR. OO-LA-LA AGAIN! RATS! rip Schneider's flesh! TRAVIS FURY! bringsCheerwine! BILL BARNWELL! is not very old looking! MIKE PARKHURST! orders the biggest eclair on the Eastern Seaboard! and other shit from the glorious 5th annual ECWA SUPER ~!

2000
LITTLE BOBBY DEAN! is the best US Midget ever!! VINNY MASSARRO dumps KID CHROME on his fucking head!! SUPER DESTROYER 2000 doesn't suck!! WESTSIDE PLAYAZ and MODEST and DANIELS go 30!! ALEXANDER OTSUKA's! masks slips!! SCHNEIDER! goes to APW KristmasKaos and fawns over the workers!

STEVE CORINO! and CHAM PAIN! have the best ECW Title Match ever! LAZARUS! isn’t dead but does have the greatest gimmick ever! CW ANDERSON! SHANE HELMS! SHANNON MOORE! And a big batch of UNKNOWN GUYS! wrestle! WE! get lost and almost die! All this and more during the OMEGA REUNION ROADTRIP!…

QEENAN CREED! and one of the BOWMAN BROTHERS! tear stuff up! The HAAS BROTHERS! are huge! CORPORAL PUNISHMENT! is part owner! We travel deep into Maryland to give MCW! another chance!

1999
ECW TAPING RICHMOND VA- Booze, Mullets and Motherfucking Irritating Sports Entertainment

MCW! Brings The Suck! Repulsion Abounds! TOMMY DREAMER! vs. JACK VICTORY! And NO ONE! Bleeds?!?!?!! SABU! Dosen't Show! CUEBALL CARMICHAEL! THE BRUISER! TOM BRANDI! and ROYCE PROFIT'S! Naked Ass! YIKES!!!!

HARDY'S! versus SERIAL THRILLAZ! Part Deux! MATT HARDY! wears very little clothes! SHANE HELMS! is the most Southern man alive! CHAM PAIN! wins another title we've never heard of! T.C. BRIMSTONE! shows up! SCHNEIDER! forgets he is in the South! It's OMEGA! and it's NORTH CAROLINA! DADDY!!!!

CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! wrestles to the converted! CHRISTIAN YORK! really stinks!  MATT AND JEFF HARDY! get a warm reception! ORO comes back from the dead! We finally find a steak house and other stuff from the DVD Playboyz trip to the Super 8...

1998
SURGE! AND WILLOW THE WHISP! RIP IT UP FOR THREE FALLS! SHANE HELMS! BECOMES FRIENDLY WITH A SODA MACHINE! GEMINI KID! IS KILLED DEAD DEADDEAD! WE! SCORE SEATS ON A COUCH! OMEGA DADDY! THREE MEN'S PERSPECTIVES!

SURGE! and KID VICIOUS! kill each other! CHAM PAIN! and VENUM! tear it up! KID DYNAMO! and JOEY MATTHEWS! unify some belts! and other things at last friday'sphat ass OMEGA SHOW!

[OMEGA] RAMBUNCTIOUS BOBBY BARNETT stinks! CHAM PAIN rocks us like a hurricane ! JOEY MATTHEWS loves the ladies and the ladies love him! KID VICOUS dies for us all! DEAN RASMUSSEN spills a sub on himslef and other fun stuff from the OMEGA house show!!

VENOM! kills CHAM PAIN DEAD !!! JEFF HARDY kills JEFF HARDY DEAD!!! TOAD mails it in!! GANCARKSI loves N'SYNC and other sundry shit from the December 5th OMEGA SHOW

1997
IVAN KOLOFF! RICKY MORTON! THERMALGUARD! YES! IT'S INDIE WRESTLING! WOO-HOO!

EDDY AND ULTIMO DRAGON DELIVER THE GOODS! WRIGHT/JERICHO DANG GOOD! JARRETT STILL SUCKS! Fairfax, baby!

ZAPATISTA! kicks SUPER-ELEKTRA!'S scrawny ass! TIGRE MEXICANO! steals the whole show! HUMBERTO GARZA! wears little pants just like HECTOR! SATANICO! is the world's spriest corpse! PANCHO TEQUILA! is really chubbed out! and other things at the coolest indie show on earth!

1996 and before
DEAN ATTENDS HORSEMEN RALLY; CLIFF STAYS HOME AND VOMITS ON SHOES!! (also known as Dean goes to Nitro in Richmond)

CHAVO GUERRERRO JR! and BILLY KIDMAN! wrestle and stuff! DEAN MALENKO! and FIT FINLAY! wrestle and stuff! WCW Houseshow saves WCW's bacon with me!

Rippa and Schneider go to the WWF at the US Airways Arena

Ray goes to WCW in NYC

R C Luvvin! Vladimir Koloff! Debbie Combbs....Ahhhhh to hell with it! Wrestling at the VA State Fair!

WAHOO! MOONSAULTS! CORNDOGS! County Fair Wrestling at its finesst

Ricky Morton! Peggy Lee Leathers! Bambi.... Ah Crap!

LARRY THE INTIMIDATOR! Kevin Williams! ROLL o RAMA! -NAWA inaugural card! Zoinks!

BOONESBORO DEATH TRIP!!! Disco Inferno vs John Rambo in a cage! Dig the POWER of the NWL! nCo on the road! WOO-HOO!

RUSTEE THE FOX! kicks MISS LINDA'S! hinder. I miss JIMMY VALIANT! because I ate the world's biggest pork chop! VA STATE FAIR Wrestling (sic)! Boy! That was BAD!

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