ROH TRIOS TOURNAMENT 3/5/2005

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PAS: Phil Schneider I got the Internet going nuts
TKG: Tom KarroGassner got a lota haters and alotahomies

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PAS: It is pretty hard to get amped for a trios tourney if all you have been watching is 1992 WCW. There are no Arn's in ROH. Still I like hanging out with the brothers Cooke and Rob Naylor, and live wrestling is always a good time, so we took the trip.

TKG: It's pretty hard to get amped for any other type of wrestling when your watching 92 WCW. And well especially hard to get amped for 6 man tags. I was not too stoked about this show. The Cooke brothers and I continue the endless Dustin discussion, while Schneider marvels at the WCW Friedlander lists. Barry Houston didn't just have one or two matches with Finlay, they had a series.

ROH Students v. Gen Next

PAS: I am all for a squash to open up the first round, but the students are not ready for prime time, as they don't really take Gen Next's offense particularly well. This match would have been better with RCE and GenericoDixie, Deranged and Clowdy or even Jerk Jackson, Drew Blood and Drew Moore.

TKG: Austin Aries comes into this match super over as face and it really feels like he's going to stay a face in the armory where he won the title. Is Ross now running the ROH training school? All of these guys have gotten a tan and worked on their upperbody since the last time I saw them. And the pasty long haired guy who I dug in their first match wasn't with them tonight. They don’t look better in the ring as they are still looking to see their spots coming...but they sure look more tanned. It’s a six man tourney. Generation Next have a lot of neat triple teams. Surprised as instead of showing them off in this match they went for each guy using their own finisher for a pin.

Steve Corino + C.M. Punk + Colt Cabana v. Jimmy Rave + OmanTortuga + Weapon of Mask Destruction #3

PAS: This was also pretty much a squash with Punk spending most of the match chasing Rave around. I liked WMD #3 I think he might have been an out of shape Buddy Lee Parker, and he bumped well and had some nice offense. WMD #3 gets left in the ring and submits.

TKG: So since last seen CM Punk he worked as a Kevin Sullivan tag partner and was blinded by the Embassy. I assumed this was leading to a Cm Punk vs. Fast Eddie Prince of Darkness match. Instead Punk responded to temporary far-sightedness by buying himself some really small wresting tights. Mask of Destruction #3 was really good and felt like the glue of this match. Nice strikes and real good ability to communicate emotions through the mask. The mask said FF on the back and he had a short/plump build so my first thought was Fat Frank but than the initials should have been LD. But then he worked in the match and was definitely not Lou Diamond. Here's a guy who in the ring with Rave, Punk, Corino, Cabana really looked to outshine them all in this short match. They should bring him back. They end this match with the babyface Sting so angry that he refuses to release the hold on Rude spot. If it was anger at Rave for blinding him, than taking it out on #3 seemed odd. If it was anger at Dusty booking a straight-edge guys girlfriend with two Neo Nazi skins...well then I could understand that. Who knows? I never bothered to check the color of Punk's laces.

Rottweilers v. RCE + El Generico

PAS: This was one of the better matches of the night. RCE are really over and fun as R+R'svrs. really tiny Russians. Marcos had some really nifty exchanges with Homicide at the beginning where he kept avoiding Homicides stuff. Then they beat on Generico for a long time setting up the hot tag. Generico is fucking tall, he looked only an inch shorter then Dunn, they should move Marcos to Special K and team Dunn and Generico as the new Skyscrapers.

TKG: I have yet to really be sold by the Pittbulls asRottweilers. Maybe I just miss Laithon. It looked to me like the one match of theirs I really liked was being called by Homicide, so having Homicide here may be why their stuff connected with me better than it usualy does. The height stuff was really amusing as they paired up Marcos with maybe the only guy on roster shorter than him in Reyes....paired Romero with Dunn and Homicide with Generico. Marcos really looked on fire in this match as he was clearly leading Reyes through a lucha roll up/matwork section and in a match working against two guys who've worked EMLL and tagged with one guy who is working a luchador gimmick...Marcos seemed like the smoothest lucha worker in the ring. I bet watching on tape this will come across as match of the night.

Samoa Joe + American Dragon + Vordell Walker v. Spanky + James Gibson + Nigel McGuiness

PAS: This was clearly the match meant to sell some tapes, and it had some fine wrestling in it, although it lacked some of the intensity of the later matches, or even the match before it. Nigel was totally on fire here as he looked like the best guy in the match. American Dragon had a really funny airplane spin spot, where he spins Gibson, and knocks Nigel down with Gibson's feet, then he grabs Spanky, does the same, he gets so dizzy that he spins Vordell, and finally tries to spin Joe, hurts his back and faceplants. This is the first I have seen of Joe since he dropped the belt, and he didn't scream best wrestler in the world, the way he did with the belt. They seem to not have much to do with him right now, and moving your dominant champ into comedy matches seems kind of weird. Did Joe get hepatitis? Damn you Dana Dameson!

TKG: Damnitdamnit. I have nothing to follow up that joke with. Nothing. American Dragon is alot funnier than Rusher? The Airplane Swing is funnier than Momota's giant swing? Nope nothing. Vordell was the odd man out here but I think thats not that damning. Although I guess it didn't make youu want to see a Walker singles match with either McGuinnesSpanky or Gibson and so I guess he failed. Match was built on teasing bits of all the matches you want to see...Dragon/Spanky, Dragon/Noble, Dragon/Mcguinness, Joe/Spanky, etc. And well at no point did this excite me for any Walker singles matches...but so what? Didn't make me activelly not want to see them either. You watched this match and one of the neat thing was that you could see WWE hiring everyone in this match other than American Dragon, while it was clear that American Dragon was the one guy who was really good at doing all the things that the WWE cares about...the working of and engaging the crowd, the getting over everyone else in the ring, etc. That said the finish of this seemed poorly thought out, as as soon as I saw Spanky go up I knew "ooh that's going to either bust Nigel's nose or his eye." Smart enough guys in the ring surprised that they planned that out.

TKG: Allison Danger came out and cut a promo about the new Prophecy that she's brining in to ROH. Hopefully it will be Shirley Doe and Wolfie D as Slash. Trent Acid came out and cut a promo about how he's been blackballed by the promotion and how the crowd shouldn't be cheering for everyone in the last match because they weren't from Philly while he was from Philly. and how because he wasn't working for promotion he could come to shows and do as he pleased. spanky got into his face and Rockin Rebel came out to his defense. Aww God NO!!! A new Prophecy of Rebel and Acid is not a good idea. C'mon the Entourage angle is money. Wes suggested that Nick Berk would make a good E while Discount Dewey Donovan is a nice Ari " Much like E started off hot and is now pushing Queens Blvd. which is destined to flop Berk started off "hot?" with the Softcore Connection, gained some steam, some semblance of notoriety, but eventually was given the ball in CZW only to disappoint each and everytime out. And much like Vinny Chase will eventually dump E, Berk got the axe himself... Ari started off as a mark in the business and had to work his way up to where he is while Dewey Donovan was a mark that can be spotted on old ECW Tapes sitting front row and probably because he had friends with good crystal meth connections was able to get into the business and eventually become manager for the top heel group."

Generation Next vs. Corino, Cabana, and Punk

TKG: pre-match Bryan Regal read off Cabana's list of people he'd enjoy a three way with and pretty much everybody else in the ring was really good at a variety of different types of double take reactions to each one. Match started really nicely and then the ring broke. I saw the Brazos work a match whith a busted up ring once, ring broke and Super Porky just started working more sexual deviance comedy spots into his match: instead of running the ropes to get out of a headlock he'd fondle Virus' balls..instead of charging opponents in corner, he'd just agressively scrape his junk across their face. Instead of working sexual comedy or taking the match to the floor and brawling or taking it to the mat and working Capture style, they just kept on with a rope running match and this fell apart for me. This may come across better on tape.

PAS: I don't think it will unless they do one of those editing jobs that fooled people into thinking Striker v. Whitmer was good. There was some nice exchanges between Corino and Strong, which makes me want to see their singles, and Evans does take a nice beating, but this match collapsed with the ring. The three way mike work was funny, Lita and El Dandy made me laugh. Although Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur are clearly not the Golden Girls you would want to fuck, it is all about Rue McClanahan and Betty White.

Rockin Rebel and Tough Enough Greg Mathew vs. Drew Blood and Drew Moore

TKG: There was about a thirty minute intermission where they worked on repairing the ring. Despite loosing the Scramble Cage match, Loc still came out to help figure out how to hold the ring together. Loc really looked to have bulked up under his sweatshirt and while I understand adding the mass when your going to work a WWE PPV, I hope the added mass doesn't hurt his mobility. After the long intermission they put on this match. And honestly it actually seemed smart to put on these guys to test the ropes. This was honestly the best Rockin Rebel in ROH match I've now seen and I actually enjoyed it. Greg Matthews did a rope running made him too gassed to continue comedy spot that had me laughing. Drew Moore (the guy who we I think once identified as DintyMoore, who looks like Dark side Mike Quackenbush) is actually good and eats bumps well. I was disappointed that Rebel and Matthews didn't do more big guy ring testing spots. There should have been some second rope axe handles, corner splashes, someone should have ate a hotshot, etc to really make sure the ring was ready.

PAS: I think at one point Matthews was favored to win that first Tough Enough contract, and then hurt his knee. Is there a steeper decline in wrestling history in going from the cusp of a WWE contract to the guy who carries Rebel's bags when he forces himself on a show. I mean does ROH even pay guys like the Double Drews and Matthews? I did like the out of shape comedy spot though, he should get an inhaler.

Homicide, Rottweilers vs. Samoa Joe, American Dragon, and Vordell Walker

TKG: It really felt like these six guys actually could work a Capture match, as all knew how to both take it to the floor and work the mat. All I knew about Walker before today was that he supposedly worked a shooter offense and I always saw him listed on Georgia shows with Armstrongs and Ted Allen (Nightmare/Wrestler). In this match, he showed the Georgia experience as I thought he was pretty good at working to milk a handclap on the apron. I would have rather seen Ted Allen or Scott Armstrong in his place. But, he showed me more on the apron than he had in previous match in the ring.

PAS: This was a fun brawl which was a nice change of pace for the card, it could have used some blood actually, and the Pitbulls aren't particularly good brawlers. Think this match would have been better with Ice Coleman and Rainman or Grim Reefer and Benny fromDa Bronx as the Rottwilers. Good handclaps aside, Walker showed me very little here. His offense is goofy, cross armbreaker, shoot kick, then standing moonsault. He didn't seem particularly good at fake shooter or high flyer, so made a jack of all trades styles was a good choice, but he seemed to bring very little to the table.

Six Man Mayhem- Izzy+Azreal +Dixie+ Deranged+ Kevin Steen+B-Boy

TKG: This did nothing for me. The whole Dixie and Azreal get serious and no longer use entrance music is some kind of stupid. They were actually getting over as faces with the gimmick, why strip them of gimmick. Yeah when I was young, I was a snob and thought that Mr Hughes wrestling in a suit with sunglasses exposed the business and everyone should be in wrestling tights. But I'm older now and watching those Mr Hughes matches and thinking..."damn why isn't there anyone who wrestles in sunglasses a suit and porkpie hat anymore??? No one skilled enough to pull it off?" For a guy working a Mr Wrestling gimmick, Steen didn't really do any wrestling...I mean I guess he hadalot of throws...no knee lifts though. They did a whole section in middle of match where everyone hit everyone else with a pump handle piledriver variation or something. I kind of see the purpose of on a show about six man matches-breaking it up by doing a six man spot fest...and I expect this might be better on tape but live it didn't do much for me.

PAS: I liked this a little more then Tom did. You had enough crazy skinny Jersey guys to die horribly for me. People were pimping B-Boy and Steen after this which I don't get. They had some nasty moves, but I was more impressed with the guys taking them. Both Steen and B-Boy spent this match kind of wandering around and occasionally dumping guys on their heads. No sense of purpose from either guy though outside of that. I enjoyed the one Steen singles match I have seen so I am willing to give him another shot, I have seen plenty of B-Boy singles match so less willing there.

Jay Lethal vs. John Walters

TKG: The ref announces that the Embassy is banned from ring side. Now that’s just stupid. You have John Walters join the Embassy so there is something to focus on during his matches---let me go farther than that...so there is some focus to his matches. I mean its Walters, he needs Nana, Rave, Outkast Killers and several Weapons of Mask Destruction to give match direction. Face fighting off interference is more compelling than face wrestling Walters...it might actually get a crowd response. Nana announces that his lawyer Goldstein has challenged the ROH decision and the Embassy will be able to stay ringside. Thank God for Jewish lawyers...and this match could really use Goldstein ringside complaining to ref, disputing what is and isn't a punch, etc. While Rick Silver is probably the obvious choice to play Goldstein, I think it would be a really great use of Low Life Louie Ramos. Low Life has a good understanding of comedy and shtick, he is probably enough of a Wire fan to be able to do a Lawyer Levy impression, and looks enough like FyvushFinkel that I think he could pull off a good ringside Goldstein. BUT NO...CM Punk comes in to run off the Embassy and we're left with John Walters in a singles match with no outside interference. I mean its Walters, he doesn't bring one-sixteenth of what Jeff Jarrett brings to the ring. If you want anyone to care, Walters’s matches need cello shots, New Age Outlaw, and Monty Brown turns. There is no reason to have Lethal beat him one on one in a match that I'm gonna tune out of after minute one of listless Walters work...when the crowd might actually get into Lethal beating the odds.

PAS: I was really dreading this, Walters is pretty consistently awful, and Jay Lethal is really inconsistent. Good Lethal is pretty good (v. Ki, v. Collyer, v. Rain), but bad Lethal makes you want to claw your eyes out (v. Punk, v. Josh Daniels.) This seems like the perfect opportunity for Lethal to just kill me. Instead it was just kind of boring. I'll take me zoning out over me getting intestinal pain anyday.

Rottweilers vs. Gen Next

TKG: I really was never sold on the HabanaPittbulls as Rottweilers in ROH. Really, found them pretty consistently underwhelming. That said I really dug their tag match with Gen Next from Lyger show. From tape it looked like the match might have been called by Homicide, and the work made Gen Next defacto faces in it. So here we have post Aries winning belt Philly, where Gen Next are face and Rottweilers with Homicide not just ringside but in match and it delivered. Two teams worked nicely with each other. And Julius Smokes was good ringside focusing attention on the idea of trying to weaken the champ "HURT HIM! He's got the BELT!". Hot match well worked. The right finish.

PAS: Yeah this was really good. Evans is great getting beaten on, especially when he is the face, and he isn't afraid to do a crazy ass dive even with the broken ropes, including nicely catching himself when he almost blew the dive. Homicide dusting off the cop killer was pretty great too, as it sets that up as the move that can beat Aries. Makes me want to go see the title match, which is what this tourney was supposed to do.

TKG: We drive home and joke about the show a bunch. Really for a show with no really blow away match, I think I dug this a lot more than any of the other recent ROH I've been to. Lately ROH has been about really painful undercards and hot main events...shows that are fatiguing live and actually alot better on tape. I understand they're a tape business but when the shows seem paced better for tape then for live audience, it hurts my desire to be part of the live audience. This show had no blow away matches but pretty much consistent fun. Well layed out and even with the long intermission better paced than the last couple shows. Made me want to go see more live wrestling.

PAS: I could see this being a show people would skip on tape, but it was a really fun show live. This didn't draw particularly well, but I would be excited to see them do it again. Six-man titles would be pretty cool too, better then the pure title, or contenders medal or field of honor, or fake World Title belt.