Some notes, procedural and otherwise:
since next week is a Goldberg
retrospective, chances are low
that I'll do a write-up... if I don't care one
way or another about Angle X or
Match N, then chances are good that I won't
force it into a column (as this
column and this columnist are subjective and
such)... as a general rule, I think
WCWSN in particular and the promotion in
general are doing a much better
job of making their promos and skits "count" in
terms of building toward making
the matches seem important. Plus, I'll take a
questionable Konnan push over Leslie
and Tenta and similar hacks every time.
What Worked:
Speaking of Konnan, Gangsta Charlie
put his currently copious exposure to good
use in this episode. He did a decent
job setting up a main event piersixer with
Stevie Ray in an In Ring Confrontation,
but more importantly, he gave a fairly
textbook face interview setting
up his match with Cowboy Chris. He talked up
Jericho as a great wrestler, and
likened their match to Ali/Frazier or
Hogan/Goldberg. While it's hard
to buy that hype, it's nice that he tried.
Music City Wrestling stalwart Nick
Dinsmore has a decent little match with Norm
Smiley. The work was sound and
I had no problem with the wrestling, but
Smiley's schtick could prove to
quickly become a cul de sac in terms of
character development. Of course,
he could always team with Miller. They're
both black and all.
Fit's match with Lizmark, Jr. featured
all those de rigueur Fit spots as well
as an exceedingly graceful luchaesque
mat sequence.
Shima Nobunaga, along with Tokyo
Magnum and Kaz Hayashi, proves what a
colossally bad idea it is to bring
in the marginal Mikey Whipprecht to be any
kind of player in the cruiser division
when the future of wrestling is right
there just waiting to bump like
motherfuckers for scale. Nobunaga was Onoo's
henchman here, wrestling Saturn
in a match highlighted by Shima's first-rate
athleticism and suave technique.
It's a tribute to Nobunaga alone that this
match was enjoyable to watch, ultimately
transcending the Micron PC Bowl of an
angle that it footnoted.
It's hard to complain about a solid
match like the one Alex Wright and Bobby
Blaze had, except to say that Bobby
Blaze is the most uncharismatic wrestler I
can think of at 4 in the morning
(the end of December).
Oh, yeah! David Sierra is back on
my TV screen! He useta team with Ricky
Santana in the Barrio Brothers!
Santana was this guy out of Florida who seemed
to have a certain potential to
be a viable face at this point in his career,
but things didn't work out so good
for Ricky! Oh, also, wasn't Sierra the Cuban
Assassin in Florida -- the Cuban
Assassin was my favorite gimmick!
What Didn't Work
Hey, David Sierra gets Luke Perry'd
by the monster Meng! In other words, he
jobs in eight seconds to the monster
Meng! Why was this on my TV screen? Does
Meng have a one squash a month
clause in his contract?
Konnan and Stevie Ray was pedestrian,
with all of the high drama and fluid
motion of that episode of Davey
and Goliath where Davey learns compassion for
the poor. The obligatory run-in
finish didn't help matters. Huzzah. Whipprecht.
Fat Tony Gancarski
-- Waiting for the great leap forward.