What MTV's Loveline does for frank
discussion of the myriad complexities of
human relationships, what Robin
Williams does for the craft of acting, what Gus
Van Sant did for Psycho, this week's
WCWSN did for interesting, viable booking
What Worked
Vincent puts over Duncum in a technically
basic match redeemed by decent pacing
and a hot closing sequence.
Although Prince Iaukea oversells
in the Hennig tradition and Johnny Swinger's
heel shtick is as stale as a Celine
Dion house mix, the moves here were crisp
and professional enough to offset
their fundamentally generic nature.
Villano 5 versus Norman Smiley reminds
Mike Tenay of Ric Flair. This was a
fluid mat lucha kinda match in
which Norman discovers what a canned face pop
tastes like.
First, Gangsta Charlie talks to
Mean Gene and denies that he's anything like
Gerardo or that he blows up when
he gets dressed in the morning (although he
affirms that Bookerman Oz has to
run the fifty yard dash in intervals). Then,
later in the show, Jericho puts
MC K-Tel in his place by comparing him to
Gerardo and alleges that he blows
up when brushing his teeth. Konnan's acute
anticipation of Jericho's monologue
shows us the lengths he's willing to go to
to play mind games with Cowboy
Chris as Starrcade approaches.
Konnan and Mike Enos worked well
enough, so what the hell. Konnan makes the
doublewide slatterns and the FUBU
white boys feel very street, and him as champ
makes Booker Kev feel like he has
some stroke, so it really don't matter much
if K-Tel is Rochester to Nash's
Jack Benny.
Juvi/Rey Vs Kidman was the payoff
to the LWO attack on Super Calo, and the work
was solid, and Kidman did the FIP
thing really well, and Rey coming into even
the sides was Booking 101 but in
a good way. But who the hell knows why Calo
was teaming with Kidman though?
That's like DDP teaming with Mike Enos.
What Didn't Work
For those of y'all who were appalled
by the sacrilege of the crucifixion angle,
I'd be willing to uphold it against
utter bilge like this Pepe crap foisted on
Chavito. Exhibit 648 that proves
that Kevin Nash is a monomaniacal, suckass
failure as a booker is that he
doesn't find a graceful way out of this deadend
angle for Chavo.
Speaking of piss weak exposition,
we get to see Saturn DVD Sonny Onoo. Never
mind that Kaz originally had the
issue with Sonny and Ernie Miller. Saturn
isn't built up by beating up Onoo.
Kaz just looks like someone who can't fight
his own battles here, and the need
for resolution for this angle as comeuppance
for the heels is delayed further
beyond anyone actually giving a shit about
this clusterfuck.
Kaos. Wrath. FFWD.
Gator Scott Hall goes over Stevie
Ray in our overbooked ME, outfoxing NWO
Hollywood and schoolboying Stevie
Ray for a full ten seconds. Hey, Big Scott:
the Schoolboy relies on the element
of surprise. It has, like, a momentary
impact. When it holds someone down
for a three count, it's usually surprising.
I guess you have a kickass schoolboy
there, Razor.