WWE Smackdown Workrate Report
I am filling in again this week. I remember before the kids when Dean would be busting out workrate reports, write 3 or 4 DVDVR's a month, long threads on RSPW. Now he can't even set his VCR. Fucking sellout.
What Worked
PAS: This weeks X-Division match was fun wrestling. I like tag wrestling way more then 3 ways, so I preferred the last two weeks WWE Impact matches. All three of these guys are better then any of the TNA X division guys, but they really should mix in Akio or Nunzio to freshen it up some. Jamie Noble isn't the guy I expected to win the crazy bump of the week, but he sure did. Also all of their crusier division has different looks, while the X Division just looks like a dozen closeted male cheerleaders doing backflips.
PAS:Bubba Ray Dudley continues to be my favorite wrestler in this whole promotion as he carried both his match and D-Von's singles. Everything he does in the ring is crisp and nasty looking, and he is such a great bastard on the outside. Cussing out fans, ripping up signs, pinching Spike's cheek. Old school as hell, the should give him the world title.
PAS: Out of all the oiled up roid freaks that got WCW Saturday Night pushes, I am shocked Horshu is still around. I mean arguably Emory Hale, Robbie Rage, Chase Tatum, Oman,Rick Fuller,Corporal Stash, Reno,4x4, Swoll and Wrath all had better looks and most were better in ring, and those guys have vanished. Meanwhile Horshu comes out of the mists of time and is main eventing Smackdown. Shit they didn't keep Bob Sapp's contract, and they push Horshu? Jindrak, Palumbo and Johnny the Bull are stuck in syndie land, and Horshu is main eventing? No business like Shu business indeed! Match was fine though, nice butterfly suplex. Full Worldwide point.
What Didn't Work
PAS: What is the WWE's beef with poor Blue Meanie. Was Bruce Pritchard the 301st guy in line? First they tell the guy he is too fat, so he loses 100 pounds and then they cut him, because he isn't a funny looking fat guy anymore. Then he pulls himself up, finds a whore to bankroll a promotion, and builds a nice little business for himself. Then the WWE brings in one half of his Pitbulls 2004 and has Bradshaw treat him like a total jobber. Then Undertaker treats Bradshaw like a total jobber, so poor Mike Kruel is a jobber to a jobber. How will the Pitbulls 2004 draw against Meanie and Roadkill now? HUH HOW WILL THEY DRAW NOW?
PAS: Jesus that was one grim looking lingerie match. Torrie Wilson is perfectly okay looking, but the other three looked like folks that wouldn't make the cut in that Trannie beauty contest Chyna is judging. Miss Jackie looks like someone set her face on fire and stomped it out with golf cleats, Sable is so Botoxed that if she sneezes her face will crack off. Rippa wanted to fuck Dawn Marie once, now she doesn't even look like Pete would fuck her.
PAS: Boy they sure made the Olympic gold medalist look like a pussy, cowering in front of Don Knots.