your WWE SMACKDOWN WORKRATE REPORT- 12/25/2003!

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I got in round 8:45ish after 6 hours driving back from the in-laws in Rock Hill, SC, so I missed quite a bit. This is more about you telling me what I missed. Fucking surreal show. VERY balls out to go right into the belly of the beast and put on a wrestling show. This will be the shortest Workrate Report ever. Sooo much chocolate to eat.....

WHAT WORKED-
- They're wrestling in a fucking WAR ZONE. EVERYTHING worked. Almost. Benoit and Eddy have a fine houseshow match. Eddy plays to the crowd a whole bunch and this isn't going to beat their match from 1995 on WCW Saturday Night but it was the best match ever wrestled in an area the UN refuses to send personnel because of lack of security.

- Cena vs Big Show was fucking beautiful. Big Show goes up for the FIRST GOODLOOKING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER IN WWE HISTORY! WOO-HOO! Big Show on a roll and takes one big for the boys overseas! God bess ya. Hey, Stone Cold with the curtain call.


WHAT DIDN'T WORK-

- I got not problem with bringing leathery strippers to the boys over seas. I spent the first 12 years of my life on Air Force bases and I know from living in Military towns my whole childhood that strippers keep the country safe. God bless Sable, Dawn Marie and Torrie for going over and risking their lives to give our boys some midnight choking fuel. The reason this doesn't work is because OUR BOYS DESERVE THE BEST! WHERE THE FUCK WAS LINDA AND HER THONG!?!?!?

THERE YOU HAVE IT.