WWE RAW Workrate Report
GOOD GAWD THIS SHOW SUCKED
WHAT WORKED:
TKG: Lawler being unable to respond to Ross' comment " If you had a sixteen year old daughter you'd feel differently". C'mon Ross he's had plenty of sixteen year old daughters.
WHAT DIDN'T WORK:
PAS: I guess the WWF got both Chyna and Sable in Playboy so they are the masters of getting she-males over as sex symbols. Kind of makes sense that when Hogan's man faced daughter's career stalls a bit, he gets back on TV.
TKG: Big Show stuck tagged with Kane against Schnitsky and Edge. Damnit they traded Jindrak over to this show why are we stuck still watching Kane and Schnitsky.
PAS: Man first Juventud comes out in a lawn mower with a inflatable Corona bottle and now Chavo denounces his Mexicaness. Did Stephanies maid steal her earings or something?
TKG: Who is "Embarased by his heritage" Chavo going to feud with on the all Aryan show? Is Cena going to call him out? Cena rapping about Chavo selling out by having good diction I guess might be amusing. You can't work o'fay Shelton as a face vs. wannabe Chavo. Someone needs to rent School Daze: if you're gonna book a wannabe heel, you need the jiggaboo face.
TKG: Poor poor Viscera. What did he do to deserve getting stuck working these turds. I thought getting rid of Grenier meant I was going to get to start seeing Mabel against decent workers. Boy was I wrong. I guess he could work face vs. Chavo....but I don't know. He dated Lillian Garcia. she may be a shade darker than most AKA's but still.
TKG: I have to watch both a Highlight Reel and a Cabana? Aw fuck I'd rather see current Missy doing Missy's Manor. That Highlight Reel really made me miss Sylk the Shokker. HOOTTIE HOO!!!!
PAS: Is Bruce Pritchard still around, maybe we could get a Rio's Roundup.
TKG: Dupree vs. Venis was best match on this show and really felt like they might have a really good match that they can build to. But given what both are capable of this was disappointing. I hope they are eventually given more time and have a match I can put on the top.
PAS: I don't remember Venis stuffing his trunks before, but he clearly stuck a Kielbasa down there to work Dupree. This whole show kind of felt booked by Russo, maybe Venis and Dupree will feud with the Hotshots.
TKG: What the fuck was that thing Michaels was attempting to do? The Eddie reversal of the Angle Slam into a DDT? Thats one of the worst DDTs I've ever seen. I mean Jimmy Garvin had a nice DDT...how hard is it to execute a DDT??? Michaels also should never do the Hogan pose off. HOLY SHIT, MEAN GENE SUPERKICKED HOGAN!!!!