WHAT WORKED
Angle
is just BEYOND our Olympic Jesus. He was fucking FABULOUS in this match.
Rey Rey was fine but Angle made it work. His no-hands Jerry bump was fucking
beautiful.
Edge
vs Eddy was fucking great. Edge sells his shoulder like RVD couldn't even
come close to selling and Eddy is motherfucking awesome laying in the ass-kick.
The Eddy Toprope Shoulder breaker and the FUCKING BALLS TO THE WALL FROG
SPLASH TO THE SHOULDER was my own personal Jesus. It doesn't help Eddy
at all, but great match.
Brock
Lesnar and the Rock were motherfucking AWESOME. The finish was fucking
great. The build to the finish was motherfucking great. The bumping by
Lesnar was motherfucking great.
WHAT DIDN'T WORK
Why
is Jericho putting over Flair? Flair was fired up and his chops were the
best parts of the match but I wasn't feeling it.
The
RVD vs Benoit match was perfectly fine because Benoit carried the useless
RVD like Benoit will do. RVD lack of ability to sell in the least ruins
this match. Fuck, Road Warrior Hawk sold a shoulder better than THAT shit.
P-U.
The
finish to the UnAmericans vs Booker T/ Goldust made it suck dick. The fact
Goldust and Booker T represented the table I was sitting with- a fat gay
man, a regular gay man disguised as a normal man, and a fat gay man- makes
me think that I should love it. But I didn't, even though Lance wasn't
annoying and Goldust was king-sized. The double legdrop was SOOOOO contrived.
The Test run-in with the lame Big Boot was fucking horrendous.
A
Texas Death Match and Shawn Micheals uses a BLOOD CAPSULE. U CAN SUCK MY
DICK!!!!!! HHH was GOD-like in the match though. SUCK MY DICK! Blade like
a man, pussy-assed motherfucker.
Girls
did stuff to Harvy Finkleman to kill time before the main event. Yes.
THERE YA GO.
DEAN RASMUSSEN.