Blue
Meanie: The Idea. Hey it's Philly. Perfect time to bring him out. Plus,
it was a surprise on Heat. That almost never happens.
This will be quick and really painful
What Worked
I am really
interested in the J.O.B. Squad vs. Brood feud as long as it features just
Al Snow, Bob Holly and Scorpio. No Duane Gill. No Blue Meanie. No PoopaNova.
No just the guys who can actually wrestle.
Blue
Meanie: The Idea. Hey it's Philly. Perfect time to bring him out. Plus,
it was a surprise on Heat. That almost never happens.
For the
first time in the history of Heat (or at least a really long time), Sable
was nowhere to be found.
What Didn't Work
Blue Meanie:
The Execution: Well, Meanie can't exactly wrestle. He blow the run in as
he wanted to hit a superkick but instead stood around for like 10 seconds
before doing anything. Its also really hard to have a convincing brawl
when you have to keep pulling up your pants.
Jim Cornette
In. Jim Ross Out.
Kane
and Jeff Jarrett did a whole lot of EXPOSING THE BUSINESS. Debra McMichael
did a whole lot of EXPOSING HER BREASTS.
Whoever
had THE PEN decided to let the Oddities get some time on THE STICK. I know
some 4-year-olds with a better grasp of the English language than Luna
and Kurrigan.
You know
if Marc Henry broke out in a stirring redition of "Chocolate Salty Balls"
then I would be all for this whole date with Chyna thing. But it isn't
going to happen.
Val Venis
and the Godfather. Excuse me Supply and Demand, wrestle the Headbangers.
Then the Oddities make their second appearance on the show. Hey, you go
in this portion of the report and like it.
The Undertaker
and Steve Austin take up time that could have been used to let the Hardy
Boys wrestle.
Mankind
wrestles in Philadelphia and doesn't one single crazy thing. Mick deserves
a break but this was neither the time nor the place.
The McMahons
and the New Age Outlaws mingle amongst themselves. I guess this what one
of those NAMBLA meetings looks like.
"Watch Out! Hardcore Champion Coming Through"
Phil Rippa