Phil Rippa being 6 foot 6 inches of full blown
idiot forgot to tape Heat, missing one of the few Heat's that hasn't dropped
on it's knees and Pat Pattersoned it.
What Worked
Christian and Brian Christopher had a neat little match for the completely
dormant and totally wasted Light Heavyweight Title. (And for the fucking
travesty last night, Vince McMahon has earned my undying hatred, I want
to take him in the middle of the ring and shoot him in the head I was praying
Funaki would shoot on Violent J and rip all of the ligaments in his leg).
Christian looked pretty good in an Indy kind of way and his gory driver
was neat. If he has lots of matches with Dick Togo and TAKA Michinoku he
will turn into a great wrestler, I smell a big series with Shaggy 2 Dope
though.
X Pac and Mankind are the two big bump kings in the WWF and they bump pretty
well for the overated D-Lo Brown and Ken Shamrock. X-Pac is one of the
top American workers in the world, and I was saying the same thing back
in the WCW. Shamrock is starting to work really stiff which I am digging
because the WWF has been such a pansified league for so long. D-Lo did
a nice spinning Tiger Bomb making me take back all the bad things I said
about him. Mr. Socko is getting to be Pepe level annoying. This even had
a clean ending, which is WAAY more then most WWF matches.
What Didn't Work
Motley Crue, yeah right. WCW counters with Dinosaur Jr.
Headbangers have permanent residence in this part of the column thanks
to their participation in the vile MCW show a couple of months back. DOA
has permanent residence in this part of the column because the won't show
us Skull's mangled breast.
Golga beats on Jeff Jarrett like he was a member of KAIENTAI. Go fuck yourself
with an AIDS infected Dildo, Vince.
Phil Schneider