The Sunday Night Heat Workrate Report
A weekly look at what did and didn't work
on Sunday Night Heat by Phil Rippa
Sunday, October 18th, 1998
What Worked
Let's see.
Well umm... NOTHING! Not a gosh darn thing. Heat laid a big turd right
in the middle of my TV screen.
What Didn't Work
In the random
matches that have zero point category goes Steve Blackman vs. Bradshaw.
These two just go through the motions and then Blackman wins. Big freakin'
deal. You know if you squinted really hard you wouldn't see anything better
but at least everything would be fuzzy.
Who
thought it would be a good idea to have the Oddities wrestle, or do whatever
they attempt that somewhat resembles wrestling. And as an added bonus,
it was all three members were in the ring. That's right kids even the Giant
Silva graced us with his presence. As an encore, next week the Insane Clown
Posse is going to rap about how there is no Easter Bunny.
Ken
Shamrock, Pat Patterson and Hunter Hearst Hemsley all got on "THE STICK"
and talked about nothing. Well I'm sure it was about something but after
about two seconds, my fingers hit the fast forward button and I wasn't
letting go till I saw the commerical break.
Jeff
Jarrett and Scorpio came about as close to having something worthwhile
but that the goofy Al Snow messes around with Jeff Jarrett's mind kicked
in and life became really horrible. Hey look at that Scorpio got a win
for no reason.
CRAZY
Vince MacMahon got on "THE STICK" because he's CRAZY!!!! This has the potential
to get better (I got that idea that he really went nuts on RAW) It will
be really cool if he starts rocking in the corner, talking about being
back in 'Nam and how Uncle Charlie ruined his life.
My life sucks
Phil Rippa