The Sunday Night Heat Workrate Report
A weekly look at what did and didn't work on Sunday Night Heat by Phil Rippa

Sunday, October 18th, 1998

What Worked

Let's see. Well umm... NOTHING! Not a gosh darn thing. Heat laid a big turd right in the middle of my TV screen.

What Didn't Work

In the random matches that have zero point category goes Steve Blackman vs. Bradshaw. These two just go through the motions and then Blackman wins. Big freakin' deal. You know if you squinted really hard you wouldn't see anything better but at least everything would be fuzzy.
Who thought it would be a good idea to have the Oddities wrestle, or do whatever they attempt that somewhat resembles wrestling. And as an added bonus, it was all three members were in the ring. That's right kids even the Giant Silva graced us with his presence. As an encore, next week the Insane Clown Posse is going to rap about how there is no Easter Bunny.
Ken Shamrock, Pat Patterson and Hunter Hearst Hemsley all got on "THE STICK" and talked about nothing. Well I'm sure it was about something but after about two seconds, my fingers hit the fast forward button and I wasn't letting go till I saw the commerical break.
Jeff Jarrett and Scorpio came about as close to having something worthwhile but that the goofy Al Snow messes around with Jeff Jarrett's mind kicked in and life became really horrible. Hey look at that Scorpio got a win for no reason.
CRAZY Vince MacMahon got on "THE STICK" because he's CRAZY!!!! This has the potential to get better (I got that idea that he really went nuts on RAW) It will be really cool if he starts rocking in the corner, talking about being back in 'Nam and how Uncle Charlie ruined his life.

My life sucks

Phil Rippa